My boss pretended he couldn’t use Zoom, until he forgot the recording was on – Part 1

Story code: ST-001356

Part 1: The Glitch

Principal Raymond Vance claimed he couldn’t even log into the Oakridge District Virtual Classroom Portal without triggering security lockouts, forcing our English teacher Sarah Jenkins to run his administrative setup while her own students waited. Watching from my IT support desk, I saw him screen-share his desktop and deliberately delete his own browser cookies to crash his login session, forcing Sarah to take the blame for the system downtime. It was a clear pattern of performed incompetence designed to dump his entire workload onto her, but he didn’t realize my dashboard was tracking his cursor movements in real-time.

The virtual lobby opened at eight in the morning. On my monitor, the attendance grid began filling with thirty middle school students, their avatars blinking as they muted their microphones. In the corner thumbnail, Sarah Jenkins sat under the harsh fluorescent light of her classroom, her eyes bloodshot. On the adjacent feed, Principal Vance sat in his leather office chair, a high-quality condenser microphone positioned inches from his mouth.

‘Sarah, it’s doing that spinning circle thing again,’ Vance said, his voice echoing through the portal. ‘I clicked the blue button like you said, but the whole lesson plan spreadsheet vanished. I just don’t have a brain for this digital stuff.’

I looked at my secondary monitor, where the system logs showed no network errors on his end. In fact, Vance had manually dragged the Shared Lesson Plan Spreadsheet into the trash folder and then cleared his bin.

‘I’ll restore it for you, Principal Vance,’ Sarah said. Her fingers typed rapidly. ‘Give me two minutes. Class, please remain muted.’

This was the fourth time this week. Every morning, Vance scheduled a joint orientation session, only to suffer a convenient technical malfunction that required Sarah to take over the hosting duties. While she managed the rosters, graded the attendance logs, and sorted the breakout rooms, Vance would turn off his camera to ‘let the bandwidth recover’ and leave his desk.

Today, however, the district pushed a mandatory security update mid-session. The classroom portal flickered. A bright red dialogue box popped up on everyone’s screen: System Lockout. Administrative Override Required.

‘Oh dear,’ Vance’s voice came through, sounding helpless. ‘The screen went red. I think I broke the internet, Sarah. You’ll have to log in as me and bypass this. I don’t want to touch anything and make it worse.’

‘I don’t have your admin override key, Principal Vance,’ Sarah said, her hands resting flat on her desk. ‘Only administrators can bypass a district-level lockout.’

‘Well, try typing in my name or something,’ Vance said. ‘I’m completely locked out. My keyboard isn’t even responding.’

But on my IT dashboard, the input telemetry told a different story. While Vance’s voice remained panicked over the audio, his cursor didn’t wander. It moved with absolute precision. He bypassed the standard user interface, opened a hidden terminal window behind his main browser, and typed a string of administrative command lines at eighty words per minute.

Principal Raymond Vance claimed he couldn’t even log into the Oakridge District Virtual Classroom Portal without triggering security lockouts, forcing our English teacher Sarah Jenkins to run his administrative setup while her own students waited. Watching from my IT support desk, I saw him screen-share his desktop and deliberately delete his own browser cookies to crash his login session, forcing Sarah to take the blame for the system downtime. It was a clear pattern of performed incompetence designed to dump his entire workload onto her, but he didn’t realize my dashboard was tracking his cursor movements in real-time.

The virtual lobby opened at eight in the morning. On my monitor, the attendance grid began filling with thirty middle school students, their avatars blinking as they muted their microphones. In the corner thumbnail, Sarah Jenkins sat under the harsh fluorescent light of her classroom, her eyes bloodshot. On the adjacent feed, Principal Vance sat in his leather office chair, a high-quality condenser microphone positioned inches from his mouth.

‘Sarah, it’s doing that spinning circle thing again,’ Vance said, his voice echoing through the portal. ‘I clicked the blue button like you said, but the whole lesson plan spreadsheet vanished. I just don’t have a brain for this digital stuff.’

I looked at my secondary monitor, where the system logs showed no network errors on his end. In fact, Vance had manually dragged the Shared Lesson Plan Spreadsheet into the trash folder and then cleared his bin.

‘I’ll restore it for you, Principal Vance,’ Sarah said. Her fingers typed rapidly. ‘Give me two minutes. Class, please remain muted.’

This was the fourth time this week. Every morning, Vance scheduled a joint orientation session, only to suffer a convenient technical malfunction that required Sarah to take over the hosting duties. While she managed the rosters, graded the attendance logs, and sorted the breakout rooms, Vance would turn off his camera to ‘let the bandwidth recover’ and leave his desk.

Today, however, the district pushed a mandatory security update mid-session. The classroom portal flickered. A bright red dialogue box popped up on everyone’s screen: System Lockout. Administrative Override Required.

‘Oh dear,’ Vance’s voice came through, sounding helpless. ‘The screen went red. I think I broke the internet, Sarah. You’ll have to log in as me and bypass this. I don’t want to touch anything and make it worse.’

‘I don’t have your admin override key, Principal Vance,’ Sarah said, her hands resting flat on her desk. ‘Only administrators can bypass a district-level lockout.’

‘Well, try typing in my name or something,’ Vance said. ‘I’m completely locked out. My keyboard isn’t even responding.’

But on my IT dashboard, the input telemetry told a different story. While Vance’s voice remained panicked over the audio, his cursor didn’t wander. It moved with absolute precision. He bypassed the standard user interface, opened a hidden terminal window behind his main browser, and typed a string of administrative command lines at eighty words per minute.


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